It’s a new dawn, SaysWhovia. America 2.0. Or America 2.0.2.1. Everything is different now! Fixed. All better. Solid from here on out. Nothing left to do.
Just kidding. But it is definitely a better start than last week, when Donald Trump was in the final, weird days and hours of the presidency he won by collecting the most white nationalists. Dan and Maureen are adjusting to this new, somewhat slower life, where we don’t have to check Twitter every sixteen seconds in case Trump made a raccoon the Secretary of Defense during a midnight tweet storm. Now it’s just normal, slow politics.
Sort of! There’s still IMPEACHMENT 2: NOW WITH MORE PEACH. Rudy is being sued for a BILLION DOLLARS. The Conways are somehow much, much worse.
But first, let’s talk about feet. More specifically, Maureen’s, which are ok.
Time moves slowly in this new reality, so there’s a lot more time to let the weird stuff sink in.