BOOM! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
What’s that? Oh, just some pre-Fourth of July fireworks. They happen every night now in New York. It’s festive! Maureen loves it. She loves the fireworks and how everyone is out in the street without a mask because everything is fixed now!
Wait, Dan is saying something. He’s saying things are not fixed. In fact, they are the opposite of fixed. He is pointing at a chart. Dan looks at charts a lot. And he keeps saying “wet holes.” It’s not okay.
Yes, Dan and Maureen are still inside, and they may be losing it. Also, Trump may have committed some light treason, there’s a rogue Conway, and we’re entering the second half of 2020… the difficult half.
Hold on to your butts, SaysWhovia. We’ll get through this together.