DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG!
It’s happened. It really, really happened. Trump is gone. He got on a plane and flew away. Dan and Maureen are . . . trying to process.
This is new territory. How do you watch the news without screaming? How do you look at Twitter without flinching at the word BREAKING? How do we live in a reality that is changing every moment, like a room full of monkeys is controlling the switches? HOW DO WE FUNCTION NOW? HELP US.
Also, someone else has just moved into the White House and she’s very excited.
Come out of your houses, SaysWhovia! It’s time! Wait, actually don’t! There’s still COVID!
We’ll get there.