Anyone else jumpy?
Welcome to February, the first Trump-free month! It is . . . making Dan very nervous. He cannot sleep. He is twitching. He cannot adjust. Also, he has twenty-nine jobs and twenty-eight of them might be impeachment-related.
Maureen is fine! And she wants Dan to be fine too. She will explain how to be fine. The first step is working out the difference between a Big Juicy Impeachment and a Lil’ Donut Impeachment. Will Trump make a stand? Will there be witnesses? What will happen?
Dan is still not feeling great, even after listening to Rudy getting chewed out by Steven Bannon.
SaysWhovia, Dan needs our help. Everyone clap for Dan! Clap him back to life! He’s got a big week coming up! We all do!
Big Juicy!