Maureen has had a Bad Week and didn't follow any news. Not to fear! Dan has once again been following the most important story of the week. Paul Manafort.... no. The shutdown being... no. Not that either. Oh, Rodger Stone threatening his judg... no? Not that? What was it? It turns out Dan has outdone himself and has poured hours and hours of research and collected documentation and collected the dots on... a photo of Trump getting an omelette? It sounds implausible, silly... but then he breaks it down, taking you on a wild journey that goes from Walgreens, to DoJo's divorce, to the award-industrial complex, art fraud, the mob, some people named Muffy and Biffy, attempted murder, and a goddamned giant eagle statue. This week, Dan may win a Pulitzer. Or possible the Blue Apron award for journalism. This time, Says Who has the story first. We're the Woodward and Bernstein of breakfast bars, and we're just looking for our Deep Throat. Take a tray, SaysWhovia. You can have as many toppings as you want.
Maureen has had a Bad Week and didn't follow any news. Not to fear! Dan has once again been following the most important story of the week. Paul Manafort.... no. The shutdown being... no. Not that either. Oh, Rodger Stone threatening his judg... no? Not that?
What was it?
It turns out Dan has outdone himself and has poured hours and hours of research and collected documentation and collected the dots on... a photo of Trump getting an omelette? It sounds implausible, silly... but then he breaks it down, taking you on a wild journey that goes from Walgreens, to DoJo's divorce, to the award-industrial complex, art fraud, the mob, some people named Muffy and Biffy, attempted murder, and a goddamned giant eagle statue.
This week, Dan may win a Pulitzer. Or possible the Blue Apron award for journalism. This time, Says Who has the story first. We're the Woodward and Bernstein of breakfast bars, and we're just looking for our Deep Throat.
Take a tray, SaysWhovia. You can have as many toppings as you want.
EPISODE FOOTNOTES
First, follow along with the Trump Omelette Bar Photo
Picture One: Walk with Walgreens
"The Celebrity Apprentice: “Walking Papers (Parts 1 And 2)" AV Club April 2 2012
"Aubrey O'Day: I had a sexual relationship with DJT Jr" TMZ March 23 2018
"Did Aubrey O’Day really write a song about Donald Trump Jr.?" Washington Post March 20, 2018
Picture Two: The American Academy of Hospitality Sciences Six Star Diamond Award
American Academy of Hospitality Sciences
"The Trump Files: Guess Who Gave Donald His Big Awards" Mother Jones November 1 2016
"The Preppy Don" New York Mag April 1995
"Art of Thievery Puts Man Behind Bars" UPI June 28 1989
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