Ted Cruz went to Cancun and all we got was this lousy podcast.
It’s been a long winter, SaysWhovia. And a long fall. And summer. And spring. We’d all like to get away for a bit. And who deserves a break more than Ted Cruz? Texas should not be so cold. He needs a break. Thus was Ted’s Cancun Adventure launched, and yes, Dan and Maureen are going to talk about it.
But that’s not the big story. The big story involves meat sizes, tiny bottles of ketchup, and big shrimps. Huge shrimps. It’s the most Says Who story of all time.
Also, Maureen ate too many apricots she found in the closet.
Please line up according to your boarding group, SaysWhovia. We’re taking off.